Hello there feeble minded Americans. This is not your usual blogger. My name is Gorbachev, Nicholi Gorbachev. I am what you say? A communist Russian. I was able to access this account and use it to sow the seeds of Communism.
I would like to take a moment to say that your Government is very good. Comrade Barack has been very cooperative with us. We make good deal with him, he rids America of your nuclear devices and we get Uranium mined by you. This allows us to make more weapons to use against you when we finally decide to attack.
The thing is which I find funny with you Americans is that you say communists lie. The fact is, we don’t. We almost always tell you in what way we are going to hurt you. You say that it won’t happen, then when it does you say we lie. Other times we tell you half truth and get you thinking something else.
I must say that I am glad to see what is going on in the small state of Wisconsin. The rioting reminds me of the way things were when we the Communist Soviets came into power. That vile man Walker is like Ronald Reagan cutting through the great social communistic views. I must say that the democrats have an interesting strategy. Turn tail and run is not something you would see from a Russian. No, we would devise amazing plan that would brainwash all the members of the state senate and house. Then we would use them to make Wisconsin the new Soviet Motherland!
Anyways, it’s good to know that the Unions will always favor a Communist Russian’s point of view. It almost makes me want to cry. But now I must leave you all. I will sneak back on again to post up something like this.
Remember, keep it for the Motherland!
In Karl Marx’s name,
Nicholi Gorbachev

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